“I was shooting a lot of tequila. I’d already thrown up before even going out that night. Then at the bar I saw an ex-girlfriend of mine, and she was with a guy, so I walked up to him and said I’d put a brick through his window if he took advantage of her. That was really humiliating– so I drank even more. Everything after that is pretty hazy. I remember it in vague blips. I remember walking up to Kylie, and kissing her, then running away. Then all my mates were leaving. So I walked back up to her and said: ‘I’m going home. Are you coming with me?’ She said ‘yes,’ and the rest is history. But we tell family that we met at a university lecture.”